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The Top 10 Things to Do in a Limo

By Nick Jurkowski

 

Sure, you’ve done all the leg-work: made your plans, confirmed the limousine reservations, and made excuses to be away for the night. But now that you’re in the limousine, what do you actually do? This is a very pertinent question. For the convenience of the limo-going masses, I have included my top 10 things to do while in a limousine from Millenium Limo.

 

# This one is obvious, so we’ll get it out of the way early.
# Read the collected works of Fyodor Dostoyevsky.
# Get blind drunk while reading them.
# Host an impromtu Euchre tournament (or poker, I suppose – that seems to be what the kids play these days).
# Go on a multiple-state bender.
# Sew the seeds of destruction for western civilization.
# Develop a unified field theory.
# Dream the impossible dream.
# One word: Twister
# See number 1.

 

Naturally, there are other things to do in a limousine; I just wouldn’t recommend them as heartily (or as is the case with acts that are felonious and/or truly deplored by society, not at all.) If you think I’ve missed something, feel free to add it to your own personal list.